i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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