he thought i was a dude.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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