So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So I just went to clothing optional bar
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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