Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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