I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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