i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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