just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We have so much sex to catch up on
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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