went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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