i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dear god my vagina.
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