come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
please don't ironically join a cult
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