You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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