I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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