i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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