Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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