it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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