If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
a search helicopter?!
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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