I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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