Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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