I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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