Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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