i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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