i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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