Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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