she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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