with your own penis?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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