She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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