If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
honey bunches of taint.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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