oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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