ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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