It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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