Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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