he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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