oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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