oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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