so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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