Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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