my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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