he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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