I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I need water and some morals
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize