Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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