I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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