This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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