didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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