DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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