My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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