i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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