I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That accounts for only three of the penises
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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