I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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