I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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