whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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