one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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