How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My life is pants optional.
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